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DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy


TAGS: twilight stalkers
Rating: 4.56/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am
its not romantic its just plain creepy


STALKERS - They will always there for you. No matter what. Even if you want them there or not


TAGS: stalkers woman man
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:34 am
I would pretty much guess that the majority of women are afraid of clowns, especially Pennywise due to him being pretty well known.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:25 am
I have a question, face... How did you know that the very first nightmare I can remember having was due to It? LoL (True factoid, tho. My mom let me watch it when it came on for the first time. :S )
Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:23 am
Agreed, i just thought i would leave a constructive comments. @ TOC - Good! J/k
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:20 am
It's the thought that counts. 5L.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:15 am
Ooh, my bad. I'm usually a better editor than that. LoL And hey, faceplant? Your avatar skeers me.
Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 11:14 am
Krib - I think you forgot a word there. Not one to talk but proofing your posters is always a good idea.


WORKING TITLE -


TAGS: stalker
Rating: 4.35/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 7:45 pm
Another great one Flint!


LOVE YA -


TAGS: stalkling love
Rating: 4.97/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 7:04 pm
It was the damm liver and fried sardine breath!
Silverheart - March 13, 2013, 2:23 pm

How did you know I was behind you, MissPriss? 5Ls!


OVER THE TOP? - Nah...it's perfect! You're so talented. (I'll humor her...go get help...NOW!) I wouldn't have thought of it myself...


TAGS: easter girl insane crazy stalker
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:26 am
A spooky 5Ls.
sickartist - April 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
LMAO that could be my ex wife.


GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


AWKWARDNESS -


TAGS: awkward stalker errrr car pzy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:03 am
I just respond "I know. It's cool though. I only hide in your bushes. Mark from accounting is the one who keeps stealing your lint. What a creep right?" Problem solved. Then I ask if I can borrow some of her hair and she's all like "gotta move" wtf.


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


talk the stalk -


TAGS: stalk stalk stalk stalk
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:05 am
words I love them a 5er
Zetmonk - August 4, 2013, 7:40 am
Awesome new take!


I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by PhxDebbie

sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am
Nice debut!


Stalking -


TAGS: stalking
Rating: 4.78/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 7:34 pm
Thanks!
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:42 pm

wow, this is great.


MEN - They just don't take "restraining order" for an answer.




STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


CREEPY -


TAGS: scrubs stalker dude claiming it
Rating: 4.94/5

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justme - May 5, 2011, 3:25 pm
nice... love scrubs though XD... cant vote =(
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:59 am

lol5


CANADA - America's stalker.


TAGS: canada america s stalkers
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:13 pm
Now now...don't be jealous Americans.......we can't help being amsome.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:10 pm
The retarded giant at our doorstep.


PARANOIA - When God gives up on coincidence and turns to inspired motivation.




CHARLIE MANSON - He's stalking you....tsk tsk tsk




OBSESSION -




ON THE NEXT CSI: MIAMI - Horatio and his team investigate a homicide involving a giant falling from a beanstalk




PURPLE -


TAGS: stalker hair purple follow cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:54 pm
Trying to follow, but she just stands there taunting me! Maybe I shouldn't have giving it a 5L, you damn tease Cubby! lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2011, 9:17 am
(dirty) Mind reader :)
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 8:59 am
I miss Porcelina too..5L...67148


THE PERFECT SHOT -


TAGS: lights camera action stalker cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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5150monkeylove - March 21, 2011, 3:00 am
Being buried under 2 tons of snow has warped your perceptions of reality yet again. Or are you running out of maple syrup and fake bacon again? (I hear it causes insanity in you people)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 2:02 am
LMAO!
crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:43 am
or "I'm from Oregon"
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 12:33 am
It would've saved a little time if you just typed "I have no imagination or sense of humor"
CaptJosh - March 21, 2011, 12:18 am
Not that it really matters. This is sadly and very obviously composited from two very different shots.
Iconoclast - March 4, 2011, 4:36 pm
I would be at least a little worried that she might kick her legs ......... looks like she has a grip with her left hand for HER safety. Great Motifake, anyway.


RESTRAINING ORDER - She's gonna need one. All it takes is that special girl to become a stalker.




PREDATOR - It seems everything was cool until he met HIT GIRL. Big Daddy didn't approve...that's NOT a Cubbybear costume.


TAGS: comic con stalker cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:22 pm
Amsome! 5L


YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND - I see a restraining order in her future... ...Don't worry he's no Prince Charming




EVIL SITS BEHIND... - a computer screen, stalking Dakota Fanning.




BRICKS - I shat them.


TAGS: brick when you see it ladies stalker window
Rating: 1.79/5

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Kiwi...again - October 14, 2008, 9:46 pm
I dunno, I thought the guy in the window was kind of...well...a given. ...and it's not like he could see much through opaque glass.
white chocolate - September 20, 2008, 11:19 pm
I Spy-what the person said lookin through the window
datnigga - August 6, 2008, 6:53 am
i shat rocks really...


Don't Say A Word -


TAGS: stalker stalking sniper life death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 7:07 am
Thanks. :)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:55 am
Too true Grey. 5L


Still Cryin' -




SECURITY -


TAGS: stalker online predator
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

BoneCD - January 16, 2011, 9:58 am
BADA BING! 5L
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:18 am
Hi there Sean... why don't you take a seat right over here.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 2:14 am
Note to self: Unfriend Trash immediately!!! (Or at least right after making a note to self.)
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:11 am
Aces.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Dayamnnn!!! The Trashette let the leash loose on TTH. Nice. 5
Reality Lord - January 15, 2011, 5:22 pm

the heap....returneth. n1


TEST POSTERS -


TAGS: test posters stalkers voting down over and over
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by ronsart

anoop - September 25, 2010, 9:32 am
nice boobs
rerun - January 24, 2010, 8:45 pm

two down....or does that count as only one?
MO - September 20, 2009, 11:50 am
Ron? Joking? Doesn't sound like him at all.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 10:46 am
Awwwwww.... now I have to work twice as hard to bait haters? Lest we consider the fact that perhaps my posters suck?
Arrogant Knight - September 20, 2009, 4:18 am
All mods can see voters' IP addresses.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 4:02 am
Best thing that could be done. The playing field needs to be leveled and the haters knocked down a peg. 5/5 with my full support
RON - September 20, 2009, 3:54 am
OH!!!!...5 Lions from me for this!!!...lol
RON - September 20, 2009, 3:52 am
after seeing what happened today to one of Agdaniele,s posters...got me thinking...wish we could stop these snipers.


ACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Over the top or downright bizzare


TAGS: jakes mustach stalker
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

Derek - June 10, 2010, 6:07 am
I don't see what's wrong with it! The usual "cup" is equally outsized. You're just biased. Harumph!


ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




I WATCHED YOU SLEEP ALL NIGHT LONG - Aww that means he loves me




CUBBYBEAR - We Finally Got A Picture Of Him


TAGS: cubbybear camera stalker
Rating: 2.31/5
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 9:12 am
Front page! "Cubbybear Menaces Motifake!" I'll give you $50 for the pic...now get out of here Parker!


good morning gorgeous -


TAGS: stalker
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 14, 2015, 11:25 pm
That's hilariously sick and twisted! ROTFL! 5L


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!


Romance/Stalker -




my stalker loves me -


TAGS: tainted love obsessive stalker neighbor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 11:46 pm
Thanks, Cern! Now you have an excuse to go hug your favorite teddy bear, living or stuffed! Chuckle,chuckle
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:37 pm
Sometimes you scare me. But UP yours antway
mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 8:53 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - March 18, 2016, 7:28 am
Great!


FIENDS AND LOVERS -


TAGS: intruder stalker obsession poster demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:50 pm
Actually, you ended up with a nice artistic shadow effect. It may not be what you were going for but it looks great! Happy little accident?
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 8:31 pm

Linked the blur and bevel using the emboss tool and cranked it up too high, so the text isn't as crisp as it should be.
mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:10 pm
Excellent take on an old joke! LUUUUUV it!!!!!! 5L!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 4:42 pm

Thanks, RL.
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 4:32 pm

awe5ome


A Thin Line Between Love & Hate -




Love is persistant -


TAGS: love stalking
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - January 23, 2016, 7:55 am
LOL good one! L L L L L


I GOOGLED YOU - In the 90s it sounded disturbing Then it started to seem normal Now it sounds disturbing again




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