Stalk Demotivational Poster
DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy
STALKERS - They will always there for you. No matter what. Even if you want them there or not
WORKING TITLE -
LOVE YA -
OVER THE TOP? - Nah...it's perfect! You're so talented. (I'll humor her...go get help...NOW!) I wouldn't have thought of it myself...
GET LOST -
PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.
talk the stalk -
I'VE LEARNED -
MEN - They just don't take "restraining order" for an answer.
CANADA - America's stalker.
PARANOIA - When God gives up on coincidence and turns to inspired motivation.
CHARLIE MANSON - He's stalking you....tsk tsk tsk
ON THE NEXT CSI: MIAMI - Horatio and his team investigate a homicide involving a giant falling from a beanstalk
THE PERFECT SHOT -
RESTRAINING ORDER - She's gonna need one. All it takes is that special girl to become a stalker.
PREDATOR - It seems everything was cool until he met HIT GIRL. Big Daddy didn't approve...that's NOT a Cubbybear costume.
YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND - I see a restraining order in her future... ...Don't worry he's no Prince Charming
EVIL SITS BEHIND... - a computer screen, stalking Dakota Fanning.
BRICKS - I shat them.
Don't Say A Word -
Still Cryin' -
TEST POSTERS -
ACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Over the top or downright bizzare
ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom
I WATCHED YOU SLEEP ALL NIGHT LONG - Aww that means he loves me
CUBBYBEAR - We Finally Got A Picture Of Him
good morning gorgeous -
it's a thin line -
my stalker loves me -
FIENDS AND LOVERS -
A Thin Line Between Love & Hate -
Love is persistant -
I GOOGLED YOU - In the 90s it sounded disturbing Then it started to seem normal Now it sounds disturbing again